I got around an hour and a half of sleep last night.
School was terrible. My stomach was killing me. I literally couldn't sit still. It got to the point where I was pacing in the clinic, rocking myself back and forth in an attempt of comfort. I missed 2nd and 3rd bell because apparently, my pain-induced mumbling of curse words was a distraction for other students in class.
So eventually, the nurse gave me pepto-bismol EnE Which made me puke everywhere.
Anyway, so after a while, I lost the ability to filter my thoughts before I speak.
I have multiple examples.
Tracie: Indy, girlie, you wrote simile instead of synonym.
Me: EnE What? Fuck shit dammit. I don't have an eraser.
Tracie: Use mine. .u.
Mr. Heggi: Everyone knows what a synonym is right? Someone tell me what a synonym is.
Me: Well, it's definitely not a simile
Mr: Heggi: Are you okay over there, India?
Me: ene... mhmm.....
Tracie: Oh, yeah, she's okay. eue Just a bit sexually frustrated.
Mr. Heggi: *telling us a story about the tree that fell in his yard* Well, since they didn't take the trunk away, I went ahead and burned it in my yard. Believe it or not, guys, it burned for 6 days straight.
Me: Well holy shit, man. It's like Hanukkah.
Zeke: ffffffahahaha eue
India... would you like to step out into the hall for a bit?
Me: ene Nah, I'm good.
Me: Mr. Heggi, can I marry this globe? We've obviously grown quite an attachment to each other.
Zeke: My globe is sexier than yours.
Me: Bullshit, my globe is legit.
Tracie: Well, not to rain down on you... they are just globes. Marry a real person. eue Like me.
Me: Fuck that, humans talk back. I got a globe, bitch.
Adam: Hey, Chris? If we all had an orgy, who would you call dibs on?
Chris: eue India.
Adam: Hey, India! eue Who would you have sex with, me or Chris?
Me: .... :I What.
Me: ....... mmmmn........ eue I think I might go homo. It's either that, or dat sexy projector right dere~ *points*
Heather: eue Ooo...
Adam: :I Fine. Heather, who would you chose?
Me: You know what? eue Heather's gonna go homo too. Can't you feel the chemistry between us?
Heather: *leans on mah shoulder* Yeah, bro. We're lovers.
Haley: ... You and Michael should go out.
Me: What? No.
Michael: Aww, why not?
Me: ene I don't want to...? Besides. I told you. I have someone..
Haley: You two would be so cute.
Me: I said no.
Haley: Didn't you know you can have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend?
Me: Yeah, it's called cheating.
Haley: Nuhh uhhhh..
Michael: eue It's not cheating at all.
Me: You're both terrible people.
Haley: Who're you going out with, anyway? e3e Rebekah?
Me: No! Why would you even.......?
Haley: Well, she's always trying to hold your hand in the hallway, and the kisses--
Me: Hey. ene Hey hey hey. She kisses MY cheek without my say so. I had no part in that mutiny.
Haley: Yeah? Well, watch out. She probably has herpes or something. That slut....
Me: ;;;; You guys make me feel like a whore.......... //dies
Chris: Happy Easter!! eue
Me: .... :'I
Chris: ... .u. Happy.. easter..?
Chris: What's wrong?
Me: *scoots desk away*
Chris: .. *scoots closer* Hey..
Chris: Why're you upset?
Me: I....... Do you really want to know?
Chris: Of course.
Me: I got gravy on my shirt during lunch... ;u;
Chris: .. That's it?
Me: Yup. *lies*
Chris: .. Seriously?
Me: It's the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life. *jokingly stabs pencil into throat*
Chris: Don't do that. *pokes scar on arm*
Me: Don't look at me like that.
Chris: Whatever you say..... Want a hug?
Me: No. You can leave now. *can't shake the feeling that he can tell something else is wrong, dislikes feeling like an open book* >:I
Scott: eue Go India!
Me: We all know I suck at basketball, so can you guys knock it off now?
Aaron: I don't think she likes you bro.
Me: Oh, I like him just fine. :I I just think it's a bit awkward that the senior that toured me around the school on my first day turns out to be in my gym class. But he didn't tell me so I was wandering around for a half an hour without knowing anyone until I spotted him. I also find it a bit odd that HE gets to cut class for those kinds of things ene AND he didn't help me carry my 389579867587 new textbooks to my locker.
Scott: Still holding that against me? I'm telling you, I didn't realize we had the same first bell~ And you and I both know that I offered to carry them.
Me: Yeah, sure. After we were almost there. I do remember you opening the door though, and saying "I am
a gentleman, but I'm not carrying those for you."
Scott: I was only kidding eue
Tonya: e3e ... hey... you were my senior, but you didn't give me a tour! I had to find my own way around.
Scott: Well... =u= Ya'know... It was a busy day...
Tonya: India and I enrolled on the same day. :I At the same time. You couldn't have taken us both?
Me: Gah, I missed again EnE
Aaron: You suck.
Me: I realize this.
Yeah. :I So. That's the... I give up. I'm going to sleep.